• No Mortgage No Boss No Worries Retirement Soy Candle Kraft
  • No Mortgage No Boss No Worries Retirement Soy Candle Kraft
  • No Mortgage No Boss No Worries Retirement Soy Candle Kraft
  • No Mortgage No Boss No Worries Retirement Soy Candle Kraft
  • No Mortgage No Boss No Worries Retirement Soy Candle Kraft
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No Mortgage No Boss No Worries Retirement Soy Candle Kraft

$24.95
$24.95
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"No Mortgage, No Boss, No Worries" — The Retirement Candle That Says It All

The list is honest, right up until the last item — which is the joke and also the truth. The No Mortgage, No Boss, No Worries Retirement Candle is the most complete summary of retirement ever printed on kraft paper, and whoever receives it is going to read it aloud to everyone in the room.

Why This One Lands Every Time

  • "Retired: No Mortgage, No Boss, No Worries, No Paycheck" — the full and fair accounting of retirement, on natural kraft paper
  • Bamboo Forest Scent — bamboo, cypress, and cedar; dry, green, and grounding — a scent as calm as retirement should be
  • 100% Soy Wax — plant-based, clean burn, no petroleum wax
  • 60+ Hour Burn Time — in a full-size 13.5oz Signature kraft jar
  • Phthalate-Free, Vegan & Cruelty-Free — as clean as a clear schedule
  • Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN — small batch, made in the USA

Perfect For

Retirement lunches, final payslips, paid-off mortgages, 20-year colleagues, and anyone who has earned the right to answer to absolutely no one.

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- Ships in our fully recyclable and biodegradable signature boxes.
    No Mortgage No Boss No Worries Retirement Soy Candle Kraft
    No Mortgage No Boss No Worries Retirement Soy Candle Kraft
    No Mortgage No Boss No Worries Retirement Soy Candle Kraft
    No Mortgage No Boss No Worries Retirement Soy Candle Kraft
    No Mortgage No Boss No Worries Retirement Soy Candle Kraft
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    What customers say

    “The second product I have bought in the smaller size. Love the little tingle I get on my face after use and a couple of drops is enough.”

    Paige Alexander

    “Fantastic cleanser ! My skin is clean & fresh , ready to absorb the rest of my
    Dr. Barbara Sturm skincare routine.”

    Claire Cooper

    “This cleanser is very lightweight & doesn’t dry out your skin like most cleansers. I have my teenage son using it & it has helped with his acne.”

    Sara Bond

    “I now don't want to use any other cleanser. Use it in the morning and evenings. It doesn't dry the skin and leaves it nicely clean.”

    Nikolay Balushev

    “My skin feels soft and clean after using this cleanser because it’s very gentle and doesn't dry out my skin. i combine with the facial scrub every other day.”

    Angela McCafferty

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